Being fans of the ocean,
led to our original plan of requesting a late check out and hitting the beach
at eight in the morning before packing up to go.
Constant overnight
weather report checks and a peek out the window showing it to be far more
windy, cloudy and hurricaney than the original forecast led us to sleep in till
nine.
The beach chair was
deemed savable, but the boogie board was battered and bent until it could be
squeezed contortionist style into the popcorn tub sized hotel room garbage can.
We left without needing
any extensions on our checkout time. This was another first for us in Atlantic
City. It’s amazing how swirling winds of death can act as a motivator.
We did walk out to see
those crazy winds and waves at the shore, where a mass of seagulls were
singularly unhappy about the beach closing preventing their normal food sources
from dropping by. Shortly, being brutally
and continually pelted with sand and rain drove us back inside.
With the newfound family
love of Cuba Libre (Ha!), we’d skipped dining at the little taco place we
normally frequent. We skipped it again that day, due to the approaching storm
and Anabelle being singularly unhungry.
Rosa grabbed some of the
roasted almonds she loves that she stops for about as often as I grab “real” Swedish
fish on these trips. We’re both really picky about getting the “right” one for
those snacks. What a match!
Before leaving I decided
that there should be some slot machine playing to make sure we stayed on the
mailing lists. I slid five bucks into
the Gremlins machine on the way out.
Wheels spun, music played, and gremlin faces appeared. Honestly, I have
no idea what was happening. Those
digital penny machines confuse the heck out of me - the most puzzling part
being how a “penny” machine can eat five bucks in only four spins.
We didn’t linger as long
as we’d have liked. The forecast was improving, but hovered around, “there’s
some weather a happenin’ today,” to make us start driving.
Anabelle’s occasional
motion sickness reared its head, helping the decision to pull into the first
Parkway rest stop…
Along with every other
resident of New Jersey fleeing Hermine’s assault on the coast. The line for the
women’s room rivaled one’s I’d seen in the decidedly male slanted Madison
Square Garden during a figure skating show.
I compared awesome
Captain America shirts with a woman on the line (and complemented her awesome
Time Lord “Varsity” jacket) while getting fries for Rosa. Anabelle took a Dramamine, and was able to
eat a fry or two to demonstrate stability before we hit the old road again.
We skipped the next rest
stop, to further distance ourselves from the panicked hordes, and again
randomly, ended up at the one with the Last Gasp Roy Rogers.
Since it still outshone
the nutritional value of everything else there, I decided to try the “home
again” sandwich once more. It was a much
closer return to home. The roast beef
was bloody rare, and the horsey sauce was well stocked.
Sadly a two fronted
assault briefly delayed my return to beefy homeness.
First, the woman behind
the counter had a massive problem comprehending my wife wanting the chicken
bacon and cheese sandwich, without cheese.
She seemed to believe that removing the cheese multiple steps before any
melting, or in fact assembly, could occur somehow forced every other ingredient
to leave with it.
With that finally worked
out, to the thrill of the substantial line now built up behind me, I returned
to the table ready to partake in the delightful sandwich of my youth.
Then my delightful youth
of a daughter, who wasn’t sure if she would like it, decided she loved the
sandwich too, and back to the line I went to get a replacement for my own.
This wasn’t a glitch as
having her taste mine and decide if she wanted it was part of the original
plan.
The glitch was having a
philosophical discussion about the concept of cheese massively expanding the
line behind me.
The original plan also
included getting fries with Anabelle’s meal, however, my level of confusion and
hunger after Theory of Cheese related delays caused me to forget I wasn’t
simply replacing my sandwich.
Rosa, having already
consumed her cheeseless anomaly was far more level headed by this point and saw
the gaff coming a mile away. She was
already on line for the fries while I was applying my horseradish sauce.
The rest of the drive
was traffic free under shining and cloudless skies.
The double clearness
following the morning running away placed us in a position to reach home in
time to catch the earliest of local masses.
The renovations the
church was undergoing placed us in the basement on highly uncomfortable bridge
chairs.
The stresses of the day
following the week of activities placed us all into naps anyway.
With Anabelle’s stomach
fully recovered, I expected a taco dinner request to make up for the lunch we
ran away from.
Once again, the Call of
the Yucas was far too strong for the family Peruvian genes (including native,
second generation, and artificial) to resist, and we picked up Bagel Brothers Pollo
a la Brasa with Yucas and Rice plus a few essentials at Shop Rite.
I had intended to do a
massive shuttle run back and forth to the gas station to fill every car, tank
and piece of equipment in the garage, including the generator, chain saw, AND
snow blower for any eventuality of Hurricane Hermine. As the weather reports were getting tamer and
tamer all day, Rosa talked me down allowing a relaxing evening at home- after
unloading the car, and loading up the laundry into washing machine and
ourselves into the showers.
Not at the same time of
course, our well doesn’t have that much water pressure.
In a reversal of the
past few days, we watched a bunch of episodes of Chopped and made jokes about the beach.
It served as a fitting
and fun finale to our Atlantic Ocean family ad-veeeeen-ture! *Jazz Hands*
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2 comments:
Loved your reference to ladies at a figure skating show!
Thank you, and thank you for reading.
Those lines at the Garden during the Scott Hamilton shows were CRAZY.
And those women in those lines had NO sense of humor.
(I was younger, singler, and dumber.)
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