Thursday, October 19, 2017

Treklets Season 2.10

Bread and Circuses - Mom Title: "Space Romans"

On the title:
“Bread and Citruses? Are they having oranges and toast?”

On Lt. Leslie on the bridge:
“Still non dead, huh?”

On Hodgkins's law of Parallel Planet Development:
“What, the planet has the same slope and a different 'y' intercept?
It’s the same as every planet they go to, it looks like Earth.”

On the shooting location:
“Oh look.  Is that the rocks they always use?”

On Roman style dress:
“How come that guy wearing shorts?”

On casting:
Me – “I just noticed Septimus is Mr. Atoz. That adds a lot to my crazy theory.”

On Kirk protecting the Prime Directive with, "That's all I can tell you. If it isn't sufficient, you will have to kill us:”
Anabelle- “That's weird… but OK.  BANG!”

On what happened only two episodes ago:
This is just like the “Omega Glory.”  Exactly like earth but for one thing. Give me something unique people!”

On Maximus proclaiming, “It's been a long time since I've watched barbarians die in the arena:”
Anabelle- “Uhura just saw one on TV at the start of the episode!”

On Spock’s assessment of McCoy’s training, “Really, Doctor, I had no idea they were trained. Watching you, I assumed it was trial and error:”
Rosa and Anabelle- “Well!”

On hearing, the message of the sun, that all men are brothers,” from Flavius:
Anabelle- “Isn't that part of Christianity?”

On McCoy not being ready when Kirk suddenly tells him to feel ill:
“Wow. He's such a great actor.”

On Merik saying he has lots to talk about and lots to explain:
“Yeah!  Lots!!”

On Spock’s listing all those who died in Earths first, second and third world wars:

On Claudius stating Federation officers would die before violating the Prime Directive:
“Kirk’s not dead, so I guess not.”

On the appearance of Drusilla:
Anabelle- “Oh great.”
Drusilla: “For this evening I was told I am your slave. Command me.”
Anabelle - “Um...”
Drusilla- “Torture? I do not understand. I do not wish to see you tortured in any way. *smooch* At the first sign of pain, you will tell me?”
Kirk- “You'll be the first to know.”
Rosa “Harrumph.” *rolls eyes*

On Spock and McCoy’s jail cell arguing:
McCoy- “I'm trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin!"
Anabelle- *spit take*
Spock- “Oh, yes. You humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. You're welcome, I believe, is the correct response. However, Doctor, you must remember I am entirely motivated by logic."
Anabelle - *knowingly and with extra sass* “Mmmmm-hmmmmmm”
Spock continues- “The loss of our ship's surgeon, whatever I think of his skill, would mean a reduction in the efficiency of the Enterprise and therefore …”
McCoy- “Do you know why you're not afraid to die, Spock? You're more afraid of living. Each day you stay alive is just one more day you might slip and let your human half peek out. That's it, isn't it? Insecurity. Why, you wouldn't know what to do with a genuine, warm, decent feeling.”
Anabelle – “He had a genuine warm decent feeling, hanging in that tree.”

On the ultimate dis:
Claudius- “Would you leave us, Merik? The thoughts of one man to another cannot possibly interest you.”
Anabelle – “That was a little harsh.”
Rosa- “Ya think?”

On Flavius getting shot:
“Oh no!”

On Merik changing sides after the ultimate dis:
Anabelle – “Yaaas!”
Rosa – “Grab the communicator.”

On Uhura’s "I've been paying attention while you were all running around fighting" revelation:
Uhura-   “I've been monitoring some of their old-style radio waves, the empire spokesman trying to ridicule their religion. But he couldn't. Don't you understand? It's not the sun up in the sky. It's the Son of God.”
Anabelle – “I told you it was Christianity.  I said that! Did you hear me?”

On Kirk thinking it would be something to watch to see Christianity replace Rome all over again:
“No, that would be boring.  People killing each other exciting.”

That’s my girl!

Assignment: Earth - Mom Title: "Gary Seven"

On the Enterprise going back to 1968:
“We didn't land on the moon yet when this was made? That's old.”

On the appearance of Isis:
Anabelle- *overexcited*“Is this ‘Catspaw Part Two?”
Me- “No”
Anabelle- *completely dejected* “Awww.”

On Scotty saying, “It’s impossible to hide a whole planet:”
Anabelle- “What about Talos 4?”

On the first time the Enterprise is actually supposed to be in orbit around Earth this season:
“That's not earth…”
*it is*

On Lt. Leslie showing up in a yellow shirt, and then a red one in the next scene
*channeling David Tennant* “what…What…WHAT?”

On the sonic pen:
“Whoah, it's glittery.
It makes people super happy. Don’t do that to Sulu again, please.”

On McCoy’s diagnosis of Gary Seven as, “Human readings, yes, but not a single physical flaw. Totally perfect body.”
Anabelle- “Just like those guys in other episode that Scotty got drunk.”

On Gary’s teleporter in a safe:
“What?” *repeat in an endless loop*

On Gary’s computer embarrassing Roberta:
“I like this computer.”

On Roberta freaking out when being grilled by Gary:
“I don't think she's an agent…of anything.”

On a bunch of extras walking into shot from just off camera after Gary teleports in:
“No one saw that?”

On an unused pilot being used as a time travel story after growing up watching Doctor Who:
“This is boring.”

On Kirk being captured and surrounded in a room:
Kirk- “Captain's log, supplemental. Spock and I in custody.”
Anabelle - “What the heck?”
Kirk- “Even if we talked, they wouldn't believe us.”
Anabelle – “So he’s not talking, it is all in his head.”

On the mission control director picking up the red phone to call the president:
Rosa- “Hello- Batman?”

On Isis transforming into a woman:
“Who's she?
Oh the cat! 
That's all you get??

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