Thursday, April 18, 2019

George Awards: You’re a Winner, Pick It Up, Put It In Your Pocket…


Warning
This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is not a post for children.  Kids, take a hike.
This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language.  Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.



Talk about special firsts for this Sixth Annual George Awards!

The first George Award for Awesome Profanity in a TV Series was “liked,” replied to, and retweeted on Twitter by the even more awsomer that the already thought to be way awesome Dana DeLorenzo.

To realize the extent of the amazingness of this occurrence:

No George Award recipient, including friends and family (for the real world references) got  anywhere near this excited about getting one.

In fact, no one has publicly accepted one before.

Shit, no one has used #GeorgeAwards for the past six years except me!

Here’s the first (and only) George Awards Acceptance speech, which would be worthy of an another George all by itself.


Evil Dead 2 is my favorite movie ever, and the series Ash Vs. Evil Dead  easily lives up to it.

 Kelly Maxwell herself called me “my powerful V!” with perfectly appropriate "powerful vagina" emoji hand gestures!

This eclipses the previous complements I was most honored by of:

Someone who clearly didn’t know my nerdly self-asking if “Destroyer” was my high school nickname based on the KISS shirt I was wearing.

And

My 400 level Psychology professor saying, “Most people are a little off, but you’re two or three standard deviations away from the mean in both directions.”

By a fuckin’ landslide!

YAY!

The George Awards will unquestionably return.





2 comments:

Saucy Pizza said...

WHOA!!!! Fucking HOT DAMN!!!!!

Jeff McGinley said...

My sentiments exactly!

Thanx much!