“The Impractical Joker”/ “The Joker's Provokers”
On
the Joker’s technical skills:
“Joker
made a time machine out of an electric hypnosis box?”
On
the chemistry behind Joker’s plan:
“’O
H O? That’s not water?”
On
Alfred impersonating his cockney cousin:
“Alfred
is having way too much fun.”
On
Alfred’s source of information:
“Alfred
has a thing with Tassels Laverne?”
My
comment- Most of the other villains hit
their stride finding their characters in only a couple of episodes, but I feel
like Caesar Romero took until this point to really nail the Joker, but man when
he got there, did he get there!
“Marsha,
Queen Of Diamonds” / “Marsha's Scheme Of Diamonds”
Me-
It’s Mortica.
Anabelle-
“No. Shut up.”
On
Marsha seducing Batman:
“If
I was Robin I’d go get Catwoman.”
On
Robin entering the fight alone:
“Time
for Robin to show, once again, he is useless. Ye ha.”
On
Batman stating, “I made a sacred vow that no stranger would enter the Batcave:”
“Ah,
poof!”
On
them entering the cave:
“Alfred’s
going to come running in.”
*he
does*
“And
there he is!”
“Come
Back, Shame” / “It's The Way You Play The Game”
“Wait,
it’s not Shane?”
On
Shame being said to have an axe to grind:
“He’s
actually grinding an axe. That’s hysterical.”
On
Shame’s hide out:
“Why
is he alone in this abandoned town?”
On
Robin cheering bullfighting Batman on and yelling, “Ole!:”
“Robin
why are you so excited? Stop it.”
On
the long and convoluted path to get Robin to “Holy guacamole:”
*Enthusiastic
Applause* “That was beautiful.”
“The
Penguin's Nest” / “The Bird's Last Jest”
“Every
episode with him is 'the Penguin is doing something normal and legal,' and then-
'Oh
no he isn’t!'”
On
Penguin recognizing Alfred from another episode:
*Applause*
On
Batman’s old style leotard costume;
“His
tight seams are off center.”
On
an unlikely source bashing a vase on the Penguin’s head:
“Yes
Aunt Harriet!!!”
“The
Cat's Meow” / “The Bat's Kow Tow”
“A
swing, a harp, a cat phone… I love her.”
On
Catwoman referring to Batman’s “manly baritone:”
“Do
they keep doing this?”
On
Catwoman’s internal thoughts when they keep cutting to her during the fight
scene:
“I’m
here for it and I love it.”
On
the police once again greeting “Bruce Wayne’s butler” with Batman and Robin:
“No
idea. Really?”
“The
Puzzles Are Coming” / “The Duo Is Slumming”
“Puzzles
suck. Bring back Riddler.”
On
Bruce shooting down Dick’s ideas for answers:
“Batman
likes to poop on Robins solutions.”
On
Dick’s eventual exasperation:
“Robin
has given up. He’s done with these puzzles.”
“The Sandman Cometh” / “The Catwoman Goeth (A Stitch In Time)”
“How
do we know Sandman?”
On
Dick leaping into action as Bruce tells him what to do on the phone:
“Robin
trusts Batman so much. He has no idea what the commissioner is saying.”
On
actual skinny macaroni coming out of the Batcomputer:
*pauses
playback, stops cold and stares at screen.*
“The
Contaminated Cowl” / “The Mad Hatter Runs A Foul”
“Why
don’t they tell Batman as soon as a criminal escapes instead of waiting weeks
till they do something?”
On
the infamous pink cowl:
Anabelle-
“That’s beautiful.”
Rosa-
*laughs hard enough to fall off the couch.”
On
Batman leaving his cowl on in the Batcave:
Anabelle- “But
it’s radioactive…"
Rosa- "And pink.”
Rosa- "And pink.”
On
David Wayne, even for this series, going over the top and chewing the scenery as the Mad Hatter:
“This
is villaining at its finest.”
On
our heroes greeting the crowd from the top of the water tower:
“Batman
is doing the princess wave.”
“The
Zodiac Crimes” / “The Joker's Hard Times” / “The Penguin Declines”
Me-
“Hey, that’s Terry Moore from Mighty Joe
Young.”
*later*
Also
me- “The delivery boy is Rob Reiner!”
On
Dick’s music practice:
“Multi-millionaire
Bruce Wayne got him a crappy wire stand?
And apparently a Sousaphone.”
And apparently a Sousaphone.”
On
Joker calling them Booted butinskis:
“I’ve
never heard that one before.”
On
Robin dancing to the groovy modern music:
“Stop.”
On
the Joker’s disguise:
“His
whole disguise is an accent and a cowboy hat. Everyone in Gotham is an idiot.”
On
the moll being referred to as a “Nice girl fallen in with a bad element:”
“Like
every girl in Gotham.”
On
a less than stellar battle:
“This
is the worst fight choreography in the whole show. And that’s saying a lot.”
On
the Goons all being named after planets:
“Ooh
it’s Uranus.”
On
the Batmobile pulling up to police headquarters:
Anabelle-
“That’s not what headquarters looks like.”
Me-
“They said the side entrance.”
Anabelle-
“Ah.”
On
Joker fooling the cops by wearing a police hat:
“He
is a master of disguise.”
On
Gotham Geography:
“They
just went over the equivalent of the George Washington bridge and pulled over
in a small town?”
On
the giant clam death trap:
“What
is that thing?”
Clams
don't do that,
It
has teeth?”
*It
attacks*
“IT
ATE ROBIN!!!!
Does
Batman keep clones of him because he’s useless and he really dies all the time?”
On
Penguin deciding to seduce Venus with:
“Women
of America beware! Don Juan penguin is on the loose.”
“And,
I'm done.”
On having to fly the Batcopter to use the tackle box like “Bat lab:”
“Why
couldn’t they take it out of the copter. Or why isn’t it in the Batmobile?”
On
Batman’s portable Bat-phone:
“Batman
invented the cell phone.”
On
Batman bringing another girl into the Batcave:
“Robins
like, ‘I can’t even fight him anymore. What is that? I’m confused.’”
On
the final fight scene with the goons:
“Robin is all, 'I’m gonna kick Uranus!'”
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