Daredevil
Through a Kid’s Eyes
Or
Happy Birthday Dad! Watch Me Have An Identity Crisis
Hi friends Anabelle here, kind of a plot twist if you’re an avid “kid’s eyes” reader, but it’s my dad’s birthday so bear with me. Father - thank you for shifting your posts around so this “present” can go up on your birthday, and happy birthday!!!
Ahem.
Practically since I emerged from the womb, I had no interest in Daredevil. At all. Yes, he’s one of my dad’s favorite superheroes. Yes, dad has been pushing for me to watch the show or at least appreciate the poor man for years. But seriously…
Have you SEEN those little horns?!?!?! They’re SO ugly. I could not take this man seriously throughout my whole upbringing, and as such I had no desire to delve into any media he was a part of.
But then…
Mr. Matthew Murdock himself graced the big screen in Spider-Man No Way Home. And dare I say it, he seemed… cool? This could not be. Could it?
I proceeded to put this intrusive thought behind me, deciding it was a momentary lapse in judgment and that I could continue to make fun of pointy horn man. Winter break passed, and this succeeded. Sadly, upon my return to school, I needed something to watch. This was when the Netflix Algorithm went on a mission.
Daredevil popped up at the top of my recommendations almost every day. I had a brief reprieve when I binged Victoria on Amazon Prime (Clara!), but other than that was greeted with a “WATCH DAREDEVIL RIGHT NOW” on quite the regular basis.
I held back. Surely I would not give in, right?
Wrong. I got sick of it popping up, decided “screw it, I’ll start one and turn it off if it bores me. Which it will.”
That night I watched the first 3 episodes. And proceeded to continue on until I finished the show.
I…like…Daredevil.
(Phew that was tough). As I watched those 3 episodes, I decided it would be
hilarious if I surprised my own father and kept my Daredevil-liking identity
crisis a secret. Since I couldn’t share my thoughts with him as I watched, the
idea for this “birthday present” was born. Here are my general
comments/reactions for the Daredevil series (and Defenders also because I have
read you *have* to watch it before season 3…surprise!) - you’re welcome :)
PSA
- this isn’t entirely in time order, it’s kind of grouped together by subject
and then by time
- I believe the
first thing that ran through my mind was “Oh no he’s going to go blind!!
Anabelle. you absolute buffoon. Of course he is.”
- This man is
actually so cool please send help I LIKE him (I don’t know who I am
anymore)
- Karen is fine,
Foggy is funny, and Claire is AMAZING
- Claire deserves
the whole world for the crap she put up with she’s a queen
- Can Charlie Cox
read audiobooks with his American accent I like the way he talks it’s so
dramatic (especially the way he says Foggy)
- His Spanish is
dramatic too I love it
- Avocados ;)
- Speaking of
Spanish, shout-out to the bottle of Inca Kola in Elena’s apartment :)
- Considering all I
really knew about Kingpin, even after Hawkeye, was that I occasionally
dress him up as Santa, it was cool seeing him actually do things. He is
terrifying though, wowzers
- The way I was
peacefully doing my Moliére reading while he beat his father to a pulp :D
- Dear Matt Murdock,
what kind of a psychopath drinks LATTES without sugar. tsk tsk tsk.
- Dang I should have
asked Villanova if I could have watched this instead of taking theology.
This is much more interesting.
- Every time they
talk about this “mysterious masked man” around Matt his ominous chuckle is
so funny to me.
- Note: My father
then texted me about Beat Bobby Flay and I realized this chuckle is the
EXACT SAME as when the judges compliment “dish A” and it’s obvious it’s
Bobby’s because he looks too proud of it. Do with that what you
will.
- Episode 10
emotionally destroyed me. I'm too invested in this to feel this way. Think
of the horns Anabelle, think. of. the. horns.
- I am crying. Over
daredevil. The horns aren’t enough anymore. I have to start thinking
about the yellow suit.
- I liked Ben :(
- Melvin is an
absolute bro I like him
- THE HORNS HAVE
ARRIVED…this suit design is a *choice*
- Still the ugliest
thing I’ve ever seen (the suit. NOT him. Believe me.)
- “I thought it was
a bit goofy at first, but it grows on you” … me too Karen, me too.
- “I don’t know I
think the horns are a bit much” - Foggy Nelson… I’m just gonna leave that
here
- Oh dear God…the
end shot with him in the suit…it was…cool.
- Who am I?
- The Irish jig
after a bunch of people got brutally shot to smithereens was a VIOLATION
- OMG wait isn’t
the Punisher in this show? I think it was him… I WAS RIGHT!
- AHH IS MATT GONNA
HAVE A THING WITH KAREN I don't know how to feel about that
- UPDATE (of course
it was raining) but I no longer care what happens between them because
that was the most romantic rain kissing scene I have ever seen like WOW
okay my romance loving self is having a nervous breakdown.
- PSA I am aware
that Daredevil is a complicated little man so they probaHOLY SH%# THATS
ELEKTRA (that was written in real time)
- Foggy is an icon.
That is all.
- Punisher is SCARY! Dear Jesus I am trying to plan for Disney here
- I feel so bad for
him tho :(
- Matthew Murdock is
the best flirt I have ever seen I feel like I’m intruding every time he
opens his mouth
- the BOXING RING
SCENE?! UNCALLED FOR. I’m going to BED.
- I do not like
Elektra. This woman makes my blood. boil.
- Although I will
say, “You can’t mask that ass,” was funny
- Matthew is LATE TO
THE TRIAL. I hope Foggy slaps him. And Elektra. This is her fault.
- Ugh not Kingpin
again
- I am so confused. All I know is Matt’s life is falling apart, but like what else is new?
- Matthew Murdock is
the coolest person ever. I do not care about Daredevil, this Vanessa
speech is the most iconic thing that has ever happened. (I've accepted I’m
going crazy)
- When you’re
getting relationship advice from the Punisher <3 we love to see it
- I honestly don’t
have many comments about the whole ending part I was too caught up in what
was happening :D
- I will say it’s
really dark (like hard to see dark but obviously the other kind also)
- EXCUSE. ME.
MATTHEW. Wherever you run I run WITH YOU???? BOOOOOOO
- WAIT SHE DIED. ok
lowkey I feel bad for hating her now but oh well
- Karennnn a
reporting queen
- IS HE GONNA TELL
HER OMG AAHHHHADKSJDKFKSDJKSLJKDJFL WHAT
- This theme song is
not as much of a bop but the background music is catchy
- Iron Fist’s…Iron Fist…looks dumb… I do not like him
- Oh good heavens is
that Elektra? (She must not be dead so I can hate her again)
- Jessica Jones!!!!
I hope I like her
- Matthew Murdock
said my birthdayyyyyy (no use fighting the enjoyment now ;-;)
- Matt >>>
Daredevil
- Someone should
make a compilation of Matt sassily placing his hand on his hip
- SIGOURNEY WEAVER
- Claireee i love
her - CLAIRE AND LUKE ARE DOING THE DEED WHAT EW
- That is the most
ugly shade of yellow I have ever seen
- When Matt is
rumored to be in the Echo show and you want to ask your dad about it but
you have to be careful to not tell him Defenders is currently playing on
your computer
- (this show is
lowkey boring I don’t give a hoot about Luke, only like 5 hoots about Jessica, and minus 83 hoots about Danny I'm just here for Matt [I plead
insanity])
- “There, I learned
how to sUmMoN mY cHi” whatever u say Daniel
- “I’ll punch you so
hard you’ll see,” HAHA Jessica is funny
- “The scarf looked
better. Nice ears.” PLEASEEE
- I like Misty
- I WANT TO GIVE
MATT A HUG. I hate Danny.
- NO ONE GIVES A
FLYING FIDDLESTICK ABOUT YOUR FREAKING CHI
- As much as she
irritates me Elektra killing Sigourney Weaver was really cool
- Awww “Luke Cage
and the Iron Fist” if only the Iron Fist didn’t SUCK
- “That’s what
family’s for” not me crying in the dining hall. ITS THE SUIT!
- It’s official, Foggy is the best human ever
- Matthew MOVE ON
PLEASE she’s bonkers
- Can’t Jessica
fly????
- What happened
between her and Luke? I don’t like this -_-
- NOT THEM KISSING
AND GETTING SMUSHED IS MATT OKAY ?????? ARE KAREN AND FOGGY GONNA THINK
HES DEAD OH GOD NO MY HEART
- Nooooo not him
having issues with God - we love this priest
- Someone please
allow me to give this man a HUG
- ….we love(d) this
priest ;-;
- “If he was alive,
he would have reached out to us.” Foggy. Are you sure about that? You know
how angsty this man is.
- I keep forgetting
about Marci and then she shows up
- Ok she’s a
supportive queen I love her now absolutely vote Foggy for DA
- Normal people: a
smaller version of yourself as the devil over your shoulder - Matt Murdock: Wilson Fisk <3
- Poindexter is the
dumbest name ever
- Wait, the hat… is
he Bullseye???
- The Bullseye in
his eyes at the end is giving me a resounding yes
- Would I want to be
part of Matt’s close inner circle? Probably not! He’s highkey kind of an
a-hole. But do I appreciate him from afar? Yes <3
- Matt messing with Foggy’s life yet again (no context you can choose your own)
- I feel bad for
Nadeem because he’s just trying to help his family (who are icons) but
like he’s so irritating
- Not Fisk
incriminating Matthew we hate to see it
- He is awful but
on the other hand that omelet looks absolutely bussin
- FOGGY AND MARCI
NOW IS NOT THE TIME
- Dex just bleated
like a goat in a cafe…
- EXCUSE ME MISS NUN
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
- The noise I just
made scared my roommate
- Wait I wanna give
her a hug too now it must run in the family
- FBI LADY IS A
MONSTER
- Nadeem has
redeemed himself and deserves better
- NADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- THEY
SAID KINGPINNN
- At least we find
out what happened to Karen but she was highkey the worst back then
- Why is Matthew
Murdock so… he really is a good lawyer
- Ray’s video sent
me straight into a sob fest it’s no biggie (Seema my QUEEN)
- So…Fisk is getting
married (love that for him I guess) and Dex is… frolicking around in the Daredevil suit with a corpse
- Vanessa’s dress
is an atrocity
- He didn’t kill Wilson!! Yayyy – that speech was really something tho, dang
- I don’t think I
ever mentioned how absolutely beautiful this church is
- Also love that
he’s bonding with Maggie
- “And way more
stable than Jessica Jones” BAHAHAHA
- My babies all
together again :’)
- I DID ITTTT
Thank you so much for this baby girl. It made me laugh bunches and I'm so glad you enjoyed it.
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