Thursday, August 28, 2025

Returning to Inside the Mind of a Toy Addict Part 1 - The Problem Persists

A couple of notes before starting:
A) Jeff the Landshark is almost always on the Rotating Marvel Shelf, because the three of us (mostly the two of us) can't help ourselves.

B) There will be multiple "all of them" pictures where I regularly (and many would say foolishly) assumed, "Well there won't be any more additions to that shelf."

C) As should be crystal clear by now, I still have a problem.

It’s been a little over a year since the survey of my addiction driven collection.
Unsurprisingly it has grown. 

When last we left the gang, I was celebrating the wonderous arrival of Doctor Octopus. It was well over a month later that he and the rest of the Sinister Six  (the "creepy old men" as Anabelle calls Spider-Man's foes) could proudly grace the living room's Rotating Marvel Shelf.


Monday, August 25, 2025

Transformers Rewatch Original Season 4A

The Rebirth 
(Transformers Generation One Finale)
A bit of back story is needed for this "season" first:
Instead of ending on the (while not a perfect note) complete feeling finale of Season Three, or making another full season to flesh out the huge amount of new toys they were plugging, Hasbro cheaped out. 

Not only did they not fund a full collection of episodes, they also refused to spend enough to make a movie length five-parter. At three parts, without bumpers, recaps and coming attractions AND including only one set of each credits, that’s one hour and one minute of screen time. During this miniscule time span they introduced FORTY-THREE of their new characters. That’s about 1.4 characters per minute. Rather than have the entire set of reactions be “who the heck is that?” I’ll try to focus on people we know.

Thursday, August 21, 2025

Maybe Keep That On the Borderlands

 

When I started playing Dungeons and Dragons at age ten, Module B2 The Keep on the Borderlands was the first adventure every one of us fledgling players knew. It was packaged in with the Basic Set at the time and served as our introduction to the game.

Monday, August 18, 2025

Transformers Rewatch Original Season 3J

The Return of Optimus Prime- Parts 1-2
Written by Marv (Crisis on Infinite Earths, New Teen Titans) Wolfman!!! 
At least the story will be good.

Thursday, August 14, 2025

Second Part of Sandman... In Two Sections, with Two Parts Each, Plus another Part.


I have been trying to write this for weeks, but I keep coming back to: 
"damn that was good." 
Therefore, this may be a bit disjointed.

Monday, August 11, 2025

Transformers Rewatch Original Season 3I

Money Is Everything
We have the introduction of a Dollar Store Han Solo for the franchise. 
Not even a Dollar Store Harrison Ford. 
He looks more like Dollar Store Perry King Radio Series Han Solo.

Thursday, August 7, 2025

Jurassic World Weariness


Hey, Universal!  Come here for a minute.

Have a seat, please.
Relax. 

Uncle Jeff needs to have a talk with you.

Monday, August 4, 2025

Transformers Rewatch Original Season 3H

Call of the Primitives
This creepy, unseen, raspy and squeaky voice guy made Torbatron (?) which is some kind of energy being. Whatever, back to Autobot and Decepticon battles.

Thursday, July 31, 2025

Indeed... It was Fantastic!


Wow two superhero films in the same month that understand the source material! 
It only took living fifty five years to reach this point!

Monday, July 28, 2025

Transformers Rewatch Original Season 3G

The Quintesson Journal
This makes so much more sense coming after the last one in the right order than when they aired them in reverse when I was a kid.

Thursday, July 24, 2025

Look, Up in the Sky! It's Spoilerman!

Years ago, I was asked if I had to chose between Superheroes and Dinosaurs what would I do? I answered- I don't have to, that's why I like Godzilla.
I did learn the answer for well done Superheroes this week, as instead of seeing the new Jurassic Park like I was supposed to, I saw this again.
Spoilers a plenty for this year's Superman.
Because I cannot keep them to myself anymore.
Click here for a non spoiler review if you haven't seen it.

Monday, July 21, 2025

Transformers Rewatch Original Season 3F

Nightmare Planet
More horror. Really direct horror. Witches and stuff. Broadcast right on Halloween. 
We’re inside Daniel’s nightmare. Ah.

Thursday, July 17, 2025

Things Are Finally Looking Up for Superman

No potential of spoilers review:
YEAAAAHH!!!!!!!!

More detailed, still spoiler free thoughts below (some general references to what is in the trailers.):

Thursday, July 10, 2025

Old Guy Game Guide- Spider-Man 2 part B

The game development team did an amazing (ha!) job picking and choosing from multiple, well regarded, past comic book stories (in and out of the main continuity), then added their own spin to create a unique and captivating blend for this collection of tales.

 Kraven and his gang was built up as a viable, city wide threat.                                                                                                   

Monday, July 7, 2025

Transformers Rewatch Original Season 3D

Forever Is a Long Time Coming
Another adventure for Blurr, Wreck-Gar, Perceptor and Blaster. Did they really sell that many Autobot microscopes and radios?

Thursday, July 3, 2025

Old Guy Game Guide- Spider-Man 2 part A

This is late. Not a big surprise from me and video games. However, the reason is different than  the usual- "I started playing a decade after it was released." 

There will be spoilers. If I could finish the game by now, so can anyone else.

Thursday, June 26, 2025

Music is Magic

I've been convinced music is magic for a while. I've alluded to it multiple times in hopes it would inspire me to explain myself. 

So far... nothing.

But - as that is also what I had planned for today- here goes!

Thursday, June 19, 2025

New Who Views- 2025 Adventures Were Too Short, in Many Ways

 Well, that was a party. 
Ncuti brings so much joy to the role. Its like the happiness we all get from watching the show all these years has been personified.  I'm a couple weeks late so- Spoilers!

Monday, June 16, 2025

Transformers Rewatch Original Season 3A


Season Three Part One- The menu is old, wonky CGI with a slight quality improvement of Rodimus Prime. At least he gets some respect here. This season drops a lot of LORE and more importantly, also a lot of crazy. Therefore there will be more thoughts (and pictures for the extra crazy ones) per episode. This happens every time I go through a set of films or TV series. Part of it is them getting weirder as they need new ideas. I expect an equally large part is managing the ever increasing number of running gags and personal theories I cannot help interjecting.
 

Monday, June 9, 2025

Transformers Rewatch THE MOVIE!!

Transformers: The Movie
It’s weird how some characters who feel like they belong to the movie and Season Three don’t and others that don’t did come from the post time jump stories. Perceptor and Blaster feel like they should be introduced here. But they’re all over Season Two. (Though Blaster’s cassettes show up in the movie for the first time.) Meanwhile, Ultra Magnus feels like a Season Two classic Autobot and his debut is the film.

Thursday, June 5, 2025

Digital Dad In the Boxing Gauntlet Created for Him

I came to a recent realization burning the week's stress away by playing Fight Night Champion, yet again, one weekend. 

One of the main reasons I started videoing fight outcomes was to show my Mother the digital version of my Dad I put into the game. 

One of the reasons I started running fighters through the "Rocky Gauntlet" was to have a series of varied boxer types to test out and adjust boxers I downloaded, or made... including the peak stats middleweight I created to be Digital Dad. 

Dad was the first fighter I was able to win against Ivan Drago with, who until that point was undefeated by huge margins of points and knockouts. 

And yet, I had never recorded Dad's progress through the gauntlet, or even filmed his victories against the characters of this franchise.

To get a little variation, and more cinematic videos, this time I did not set up to record the "instant replay" the game makes accessible after the match (which I am terrible at controlling the speed and picking an angle for). Instead, I snatched  up my phone after every knock down to ensure I recorded the end of each fight, with the far more impressive, "slow motion close up, including commentary in larger venues" replay that is built into the game play portion. 

Naturally, after some normal performances when I reached this realization, on the following night when I was recording, much of the Artificial Rocky Film Cast performed far better than usual.
Either 
A) They knew they were being filmed and upped their game
or
B) Because I'm still in a cast from Achilles Tendon surgery, I didn't have my usual video game night beverage with me, and there was some sort of Johnny Fever-esque reflex enhancement due to alcohol in my system the previous evenings I had played this game.

Either way- ON WITH THE FIGHTS 

Dad Versus Rocky Balboa

Monday, June 2, 2025

Transformers Rewatch G.I. Joe Interlude B

G.I Joe- The Revenge of Cobra 1-5
Hey! 1500 posts! Nifty! No wonder I don't get enough sleep!

Do I have to watch another one
Oh wait, this one has the people I wanted to see. And much cooler credits scenes. 
Wild Bill flying in a copter! Flint and Lady Jaye in opening animation! Mutt!

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Thunderbolts* Hits Well!


It seems the Marvel Cinematic Universe has learned a great deal from the Deadpool franchise.

Thunderbolts* is full of fun and snarky characters, has great action scenes, plus wild locations and events. 

Monday, May 26, 2025

Transformers Rewatch G.I. Joe Interlude A

Hey, the Real American Heroes on Memorial Day, when we remember REAL American heroes. I'd like to take credit for planning this, but I feel my lack of ability to plan post timing is too well known at this stage.

Thursday, May 22, 2025

New(ish) Mutants- NOT Through a Kids' Eyes

 Well, that took a while didn't it?


I was intrigued by the idea of a horror superhero film when this was first announced to be released in 2018. Also, while I didn't collect the New Mutants comics themselves, I was always a fan of the group when they guest starred in stories I was reading.

Thursday, May 15, 2025

Old School Xenomorphs!

Sure, the Alien prequel films were cool and scary... and weird. 
But its nice to see the franchise returning to its roots, in two separate mediums.

First off, Alien Romulus.

Thursday, May 8, 2025

Daredevil- Born Again, Again


Poor Mathew. The defining story in the comics for Daredevil was Frank Miller's "Born Again." This was a tale where The Man Without Fear lost EVERYTHING, (friends, job, law license, home, other stuff) and then battled his way back from the bottom.

Monday, May 5, 2025

Thursday, May 1, 2025

Venom 3- Another One


I missed another Venom film in the theater. It happens. I feel these movies are a lot like Venom comics.

Thursday, April 24, 2025

Heigh Hooooo-Boy!


Fine.

I don't usually do recent Disney Movie posts because of my obvious bias, but I'm gonna talk about Snow White... both of them.

Thursday, April 17, 2025

Dana Awards- The Show Is Over, But Ghostbeaters Never Die!


 Warning

This is not a post for children.  Kids, take a hike.

This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language.  Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.

Thursday, April 10, 2025

George Awards- "This Is A Wonderful Fairy Tale They Have Going Here, But It's Not For Me"

 


Warning

This is not a post for children.  Kids, take a hike.

This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language.  Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.

Thursday, April 3, 2025

George Awards: Give Me a Little Violence and I'm a Happy Guy

 


Warning

This is not a post for children.  Kids, take a hike.

This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language.  Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.

Thursday, March 27, 2025

George Awards- "Aren't You Sick Of Being Told Who Your Heroes Ought To Be?"

 


Warning

This is not a post for children.  Kids, take a hike.

This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language.  Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.

Thursday, March 20, 2025

George Awards: There Are Nights When The Wolves Are Silent And Only The Moon Howls

 Warning
This is not a post for children.  Kids, take a hike.

This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language.  Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.